i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything
5 Seconds of Summer at Friends Arena, Stockholm, Sweden - Jun 14 2014
Am i a womfn? Am i a womfn?
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
My eyes are filling fast with tears and I blink and blink but the world is a mess and I want to laugh because all I can think is how horrible and beautiful it is, that our eyes blur the truth when we can’t bear to see it.
this is my favorite fr
Finally found the video !
zendaya is sho cute
I love how she hits every beat
Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.
“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”
omfg this is great
New favorite comeback.
The other night my friends and I went to our dorm’s toga party, stole an entire box of pizza and ate the whole thing in our room while we watched beyonce’s vma performance.